The Art of Faking Orgasms: Part I of III

Yes, dear reader, I'm going there.

Guys, we females understand your need to feel like a warrior. It's part of your genetic code to be Tarzan to our Jane. We also know that with societal changes there are only a few places where it is acceptable for you to express your inner He-Man. Let's face it, where else if not the grandest arena in humankind, the bedroom, are you expected to bring your A-game.

Problem, some Guys are bringing their Z-game (as in snooze), due in part to the irresponsible acts of females who have so obviously not studied the fine art of faking orgasms (afo). This leaves very capable males literally floundering in the insatiable abyss of the female sensuality.

Understand AFO is not meant to be a tool for deceit. Rather it's an opportunity to teach and explore. Much like a loaded gun when used by the unskilled, AFO becomes mediocre in aim and handling leaving no one satisfied. However, in the hands of a seasoned practitioner, AFO becomes a laser sited assault rifle with optional night vision, shouldered by a sharpshooter who finds your moving parts an exciting target.

As I stated there are two types of practitioners of AFO, responsible (RP) and irresponsible (IP). Let's start with the worst practitioners.

IPs tend to be females who fake orgasms in a vain attempt to hold a man for selfish reasons. IPs tend to fall into one of three main categories:

Insecure & Needy - This type of IP tends to doubt her worth as a woman. She regularly seeks praise to bolster her sense of value. She will tell a male whatever he wants to hear, and will endure a terrible relationship rather than be alone. This type if IP borders on desperate, as she is willing to supplant her own identity to curry favor with her partner.

Over Reactive & Fearful - This IP is the dark twin of the first. This female has a grounded sense of her self, but is always anxious that her relationship, no matter how sound, is on the verge of ending. She will often-over act to secure her relationship from an imaginary threat, then become suspicious of her partner for not responding in kind to her own sexual performance. This type borders on being a drama queen. She's never happy to be happy, but thrives on unnecessary confusion.

Dishonest & Manipulative - This type of IP tends to be a cheater/gold-digger that unlike the other two is very skilled in AFO. Her sole goal is to turn the male ego against itself for personal gain. "Pay to play" was coined for her. This type tends to be attracted to married males, the more famous and affluent the better. She can smell a male chaffing at complacency, like a shark smells blood. Not to be confused with a prostitute, this female is more akin to a drug dealer. She takes her time cultivating a new mark, freely giving samplings of excitement, taboo, and unconditional understanding. Like a good dealer, she knows that once a male's sense of manliness hits an optimal level, he will do anything to retain the feeling. Parting with his wallet or other expensive materials becomes par for the course.

While the above traits can be commingiled into a number of combinations, these are often the three baseline traits of an IP. With females such as these, it's not hard to understand why today's male is confused on so many levels as to how to please us. Yet teaching males how to please a female is what a RP does best.

In the next two articles, I will elaborate on the positives of being an RP, and a few basic techniques that will help you go from faking an orgasm to lazing in the afterglow of the big O.